PAGING DOCTOR BLIX

Further evidence of the complete ineffectiveness of the United Nations, MSNBC is reporting that evidence of Cyanide and Mustard (as in the gas, not Dijon) are turning up in the Euphrates river. Now, the question is whether this is an attack -- an attempt by the regime to poison U.S. soldiers who have been processing Euphrates water for drinking, or is it merely the junkie flushing the goods when the police arrive? Time will tell.