JANE ROE FILES SUIT
The "Roe" in Roe v. Wade, Norma McCorvy, filed suit today against the Texas Attorney General and the Dallas DA, seeking to overturn the verdict in her case finding bans on abortion to be unconstitutional. Expect the left to use the suit to scare everyone into buying stock in wire-hanger companies. Expect the right to rally its social conservatives with promises that they will stop "abortion on demand".

But expect the real resolution of this case to say nothing about abortion, and an awful lot about civil procedure. You can take a nap, now.