THE KENNEDY-CUOMO SPLIT

A merging of two criminal families, uh, I mean, "political dynasties" is coming unraveled, with the reports that the marriage of Andrew Cuomo and Kerry Kennedy is over. And the split is not amicable.

The reason for the rancor?

The New York Daily News is reporting that the reason for the split is that Mrs. Cuomo was having an affair. According to the paper: she had an affair with "a married man Andrew considered one of his closest friends."

I'm not 100% serious here, but isn't Bill Clinton one of Andrew Cuomo's closest friends?

Hmmm.....