CHEESESTEAK FAUX PAS
John Kerry ordered a Cheesesteak in Philadelphia with swiss cheese. And what further horror is this, but he asked for lettuce and tomato. It's not a sub, grinder or hoagie. It's a cheesesteak, Senator. And look how he holds it. What a wuss. I guess they don't serve these things at the Heinz Country Club.

This is good news, though, for John Edwards, who now has time to figure out how to order so he can appear to be like "regular people."