10 COMMANDMENTS
Thou shalt not kill, a phrase that would not have ruled the day if a similar dispute arose in any number of nations. Despite the coming dirty fight of Campaign '04, Decision '04, You Decide '04 (whatever), we are still a shining example to much of the world. Regardless of the decades of idiotic "interpretation" of the establishment clause, no civil war has been sparked. People haven't been bombed at discos. The Republic survives and peace prevails. Thank God.

Speaking of the coming campaigns, I want one of these shirts.