MCCAIN NEEDS TO GET A TRO
Kerry keeps mentioning how much he likes John McCain -- even showing how close they are in one of his new commercials. And the press falls all over themselves reporting how Mr. Bipartisan wants a fine Republican like John McCain on his team if he gets to the White House. Every time Kerry tells someone about McCain's tough Vietnam service, or his dreamy eyes or whatever he likes about him, McCain goes on TV and says he's not interested in John Kerry. They are not an item. They've never been out, and they certainly aren't going off 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue together. B

But the press that run with the Kerry Loves McCain stories seem to ignore McCain when he says he doesn't like Kerry "in that way".

Asked about all of these stories that say Kerry likes McCain for SecDef, McCain said he was not interested in serving in a Kerry administration. "No. No. No." Funny, the press didn't run a bunch of stories about him rejecting Kerry -- yet again. From Hannity and Colmes (seems pretty clear to me)

COLMES: And to further amplify the question you keep getting in every interview and we'll put it to bed, would you accept any role in a Kerry administration, on my level?

MCCAIN: No.

COLMES: All right. There we go. What part of no don't you understand? OK.

MCCAIN: No. They keep asking. No, no, no.

COLMES: I think we may have achieved closure on that right now.

MCCAIN: Thanks.

Kerry just doesn't get it. He's like some creepy stalker that keeps telling his geek buddies that he's going out with the cheerleader who's dating the football player. He's a stalker. Maybe McCain needs to get a TRO.