WHERE ARE MY GOP CONVENTION CREDENTIALS?
I've been a good party man, precinct chairman, attended the RNC in 1988 and Senator Broyhill was good enough to get me some floor credentials to see President Reagan speak. But I'm not going to the Republican National Convention.

It seems that the Dems are reaching out to bloggers! DrFrankLives of The Stinging-Nettle, a long time supporter of John Edwards, is going to the DNC. Sure, Edwards is from NC just like Stinging-Nettle and Federal Review, and DrFrank is closer to the inner circle of that presidential campaign, but come on Republicans. How about some love?

I'll be a good boy. I'll blog non-objectively during that week in New York. I'll make sure the Composite Poll shows a big Kerry lead on the eve of the convention so we can crow about a big bounce the next week! Heck, North Carolina is going to be a battleground, so this would be a great motivational tool for me! I even dropped a wad of cash on trinkets at the George W. Bush Store last night (if you dump Cheney, I'll have lots of collectors' items). Let me go and I'll help make Newt's prediction on Hannity & Colmes come true. Bush 58, Kerry 42.

I'm not above begging. How bout some floor or press credentials. E-mail me. Please. Doesn't this sound good? Live from New York. It's Federal Review!