Commenters on this website and elsewhere have spent valuable time and resources arguing who's the more manly man, the tougher candidate. John Kerry weighed in arguing that the tougher candidate is . . . President Bush, when he said he wanted to fight "a more sensitive war on terror that reaches out to other nations and brings them to our side." He added he'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. (Is he trying to lose?)
Anyway, the argument arose again in July when John Kerry failed to get a pitch over the plate, even though he was 20 feet in front of the mound. Blamed it on the catcher. Not pleased when it was alleged that Senator Swifty throws like a girl, Brian summed up his argument by playing the hockey card:
Oh here we go again...do you need me to pull out the heavy artillery again?That wasn't enough, he had more argument along these lines when he slammed the book shut with indisputable logic:
Kerry played hockey, Bush was a cheerleader...
Game Over.
Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...Hockey player...Cheerleader...That was fun. But, now it turns out that Bush played Rugby. A game known for drawing blood, breaking limbs and generally making Hockey look like a Haight Ashbury love in. Here's a nice picture of Bush taking a shot at an opponent.
And on the rugby team.
Oh, here's the other guy.
