JOHN KERRY'S PLAN
We'll cut you a check.

How bout that!

I need some applause. Thank you, you jobless losers out after midnight in Ohio. My willing thralls. We'll give you all the money you need to pretend to be import-beer-drinking-bohemians. Woo hoo.

Don't worry about showers. Just make up neato signs comparing Bush to Hitler. Don't mind me. I'm ABB.

Wooo hoo. Wind me up. I've got more.

Bush bad. Me. Well, whatever. Bush bad.



It won't be a surprise in hindsight.